jurnbo:

u can’t spell trigonometry without no

(Source: jurnbo, via mutilatedmemories)

23.Apr.14 9 hours ago

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via mutilatedmemories)

doctorwho:

"That’s the thing about a time machine, you can run away all you like and still be back in time for tea."

aerynbot:

so what do you say? 

Doctor Who Series 7: The Bells of Saint John

(via mutilatedmemories)

23.Apr.14 9 hours ago
  • *misses school one day*
  • *misses a fight*
  • *misses a breakup*
  • *misses 12 assignments*
  • *misses a dog riding a skateboard*
  • *misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*
23.Apr.14 9 hours ago

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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23.Apr.14 9 hours ago

I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

(via writingwithiron)

22.Apr.14 19 hours ago

huligan-iz-gimnazije:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

hahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahah ovo je gold

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22.Apr.14 19 hours ago

daddyliarn:

my mom just said it was  wrong of me to tell my 7 year old nephew that guys can kiss guys and girls can kiss girls. reblog this if you’d be okay with telling your child this, as i’m trying to prove it to my mom.

(via 0wlet)

22.Apr.14 19 hours ago

adjenai:

fleabittendrifter:

adjenai:

do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”

image

You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?

exactly

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22.Apr.14 19 hours ago

vitalemontea:

(x)

“omg this is the sexiest thing eva”

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22.Apr.14 19 hours ago

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

???? ??/?

??????/??????  ?????/1??? ?????????????????//? ?

(via milesawayfromw0nd3rland)

22.Apr.14 20 hours ago

nowimthevillain:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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22.Apr.14 20 hours ago

hip-hops-dynasty:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip

(Source: zkarl, via leslieroomel)

22.Apr.14 20 hours ago

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